Corndog Muffins
This corndog muffin fail is bordering on the obscene. How did the hot dogs even do that?!
Jello Shots
Hey, at least there’s still alcohol in there! Grab a spoon and dig in!
Bunny Biscuits
Just in time for Easter, you too can make your very own demon bunny biscuits!
An eastern brown snake was caught stealing sausages from a barbecue in… You guessed it. Australia. The snake was said to have snatched the sausage and gone back into the bush to hide and enjoy its meal. (x)
Sausage eats a sausage
“I’m a scaly snake and I still take the sausage”
I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.
I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET
this got more attention than I thought it would
I went to Walmart to buy a tub of cookie dough and a box of tampons and as the seventeen year old boy was ringing up my stuff he just looked at me and said “it’s going to be okay”
and just after that he said, “By the way, I’m seventeen years old. I wanted you to know that so you can describe me in your fake text post on tumblr.”
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